the month of june...

this month of june has been quite happening sia... i was out of country twice... i went to cold cold hokkaido... i went to hot hot balai... both very different experience...

hokkaido was to work... yes... work... as tour leader... yes tour leader, not tour guide but tour leader... bring tour group there... hand them over to the tour guide there, then assist the tour guide lor... and the weather there was terrific... i was naked in the open at 4am to try the hot spring... SONG AH!!!

balai is an island in indonesia... went there with zhen and her frens... was there to visit zhen's fren's granny, then walk around... see see look look... mmm kinda typical indonesia... everything cheap cheap... except food... food was bout the same price as singapore actually...

i learnt a few things when i was away...

Five things i learnt in hokkaido:
1. population of hokkaido should be 560 and not 5.6 million...
2. japanese ppl have small ass... their toilet bowls are like how puny...
3. dustbins are luxury items, ash trays are neccessity... so many ash trays, but no dustbins... finding dustbins is like finding treasures...
4. japanese food really rocks!!! kobe beef, scallop, crab, katsu don, any food there also nice la...
5. eating hokkaido ice cream in the cold weather is like damn song lah...

Five things i learnt in balai:
1. balai everything also dun have, but got loads of cheap ciggy...
2. balai everything also dun have, but got tonnes of cheap beer...
3. balai everything also dun have, but got boxes of cheap instant noodles...
4. balai's pool balls are damn pro... can roll on their own one...
5. balai's aircon all fake one... they are there for decoration purposes...

i hope i can travel more soon... can learn more soon...