*NEWS FLASH*

*NEWS FLASH*
'the 1x 2x virus is damn powerful... first started by dear charles on genting trip, dunno how it got to spread all over singapore... now its widespread in nus ntu sim... rumours are that it will soon spread to smu... '

a victim of the 1x 2x virus (mr bong, aged 22, quite handsome) when interviewed said "the virus 1x powerful... i having tuition then suddenly got 1x attack... then i keep using 1x 2x on my student... then the student 5x stunned..."

expert (jacky, aged 22, quite handsome) on this issue has commented "if u suspect urself suffering from the virus... pls rush to the clinic with 5x speed of light... go see 1x doctor fast fast... mai tu liao..."

people who are suffering similar symptons or have additional information on this relatively unknown virus pls do leave ur contacts down... or u can just submit the information...